With Apple Tablet Fever sweeping the world like a high-tech version of the H1N1 virus, the iTab is starting to look more and more like a realistic possibility. But before the device can nuke the netbooks and kill the Kindle, it will have to win over the toughest test market of all -- Apple CEO Steve Jobs.

The NY Times reports that the Cupertino skunkworks has been working on the concept of an Apple-branded tablet computer since at least 2003, but Jobs has shot down each successive incarnation by asking what they were good for besides surfing the web on the toilet. (One assumes the Steveness had a much more forceful and colorful version of that question.)

A guy who used to date a girl that once boinked a former employee of the Apple tablet team now says that, in a typical game-changing move, Apple has decided to create a family of products based on toilet web surfing. The MacInquirer is pround to present a rough cut of the introuctory video for one of the upcoming products. Say hello to iPoo:



We've never seen Bob in one of these before, but we think Apple should get him to do all their online training vids.