OMG -- it's the Apple-ocalypse!

08/31/09 21:37

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
- Han Solo

John C. Dvorak, whose punditry is roughly as accurate as the original lens on the Hubble Space Telescope, has given Apple his dreaded vote of confidence in his latest column at marketwatch.com. The money quote:

“Apple Inc. seems to be the only tech stock with the kind of support that can take it back to precrisis prices with little effort. If Steve Jobs can stay alive and finish the currently rumored notepad computer, I see no reason why the stock can't get to $200 or higher.”

The fact that Dvorak is the one making these predictions means several things:

- The rumored Mac tablet will never be finished.
- Within 12 months, the Palm Pre will become the number one mobile phone in the world.
- The Beatles will bypass iTunes and make their long-awaited downloadable debut exclusively on the Zune HD.
- Apple will experience a selloff of at at least 40 percent.
- Steve Jobs is not long for this world.

This is extremely bad news. And on a Monday, no less.

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