Apple's anti-gravity tablet phone revealed!

08/14/09 11:04

The Sierra Sun reports that Apple’s elite Mossad-like ad squad has been filming a top-secret commercial for a new product at Jax on the Trax, a presumably colorful restaurant in the tiny town of Truckee, California. Owner Bud Haley says his place was chosen because it’s got that “hip and cool spot for the 20-something crowd” feel Apple was looking for. (And yes, that’s a direct quote, so Bud is obviously one hep cat himself.)

Haley says there was a strict no-pictures policy during the shoot, so we’ll basically have to take his word for it on the story. But we can’t imagine a single reason why a guy named Bud who owns a watering hole in a place called Truckee would make something like that up.

So what is the mystery product? The iTabet? A new iPhone? The long-awaited anti-gravity Mac? The MacInquirer has learned that the answer is “yes” to all three. A reliable source on the Foxconn head-knocker squad has provided us with a work print of the commercial showing the amazing new device in action.

Say hello to iTalk: the iPhone 3-Zero-G Tablet Extreme:

We have great confidence in this report: after pressing the “send” button on the email, the Foxconn employee immediately dragged himself into a back room and worked himself over. Jax on the Trax is a tad less wild-west-looking than we expected, but the 3 Zero-G Tablet Extreme looks to be a very nice piece of kit. Take that, Palm Pre!

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